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q&a

 

1. Your boy side

  • [] You love hoodies. 
  • [] You love jeans. 
  • [x] Dogs are better than cats. 
  • [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. 
  • [] Shopping is torture
  • [] Sad movies suck
  • [] You own a car racing game. 
  • [] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
  • [x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
  • [x] You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. 
  • [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers. 
  • [x] You have watched sports on tv.
  • [x] Gory movies are cool. 
  • [] You go to your dad for advice. 
  • [] You own like a trillion baseball caps. 
  • [] You used to collect hockey cards. 
  • [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
  • [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. 
  • [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. 
  • [xxxxxxxx] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. 
  • [] Sports are fun.
  • [] You talk with food in your mouth. 
  • [x] You sleep with your socks on at night. 
  • [x] You have fished at least once.

2. Your girl side

  • [x] You love to shop. 
  • [] You wear eyeliner.
  • [] You wear the color pink.
  • [x] You go to your mom to talk.
  • [x] You consider cheerleading a sport. 
  • [] You hate wearing the color black. 
  • [x] You like going to the mall.
  • [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
  • [] You like wearing jewelry. 
  • [] You cried watching the notebook
  • [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. 
  • [x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. 
  • [x] You don’t like the movie star wars. 
  • [x] You are/were in gymnastics. 
  • [more] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
  • [x] You smile a lot more than you should. 
  • [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
  • [xxxx] You care about what you look like. 
  • [x] You like wearing dresses when you can. 
  • [] You like wearing high heel shoes. 
  • [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. 
  • [] You like putting make-up on others. 
  • [] You like being the star of everything.

3. Appearance 

  • [] I am shorter than 5′5″.
  • [x] I have many scars. 
  • [] I tan easily. 
  • [] I wish my hair was a different color.
  • [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
  • [] I have a tattoo. 
  • [] I am self-conscious about my appearance. 
  • [] I’ve had/have braces. 
  • [x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
  • [x] I have more than two piercings. 
  • [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences

  • [] I’ve gotten lost in my city. 
  • [] I’ve seen a shooting star. 
  • [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star. 
  • [] I’ve seen a meteor shower. 
  • [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. 
  • [xxx] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. 
  • [x] I’ve been to a casino. 
  • [] I’ve been skydiving. 
  • [wish] I’ve gone skinny-dipping. 
  • [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. 
  • [] I’ve crashed a car. 
  • [] I’ve been skiing. 
  • [x] I’ve been in a musical. 
  • [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. 
  • [thewhat] I’ve seen the northern lights. 
  • [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. 
  • [xxx] I’ve played a prank on someone. 
  • [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi. 
  • [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. 
  • [x] I’ve eaten sushi. 
  • [x] I’ve been snowboarding.

5. Relationships

  • [x] I’m single. 
  • [] I’m in a relationship. 
  • [] I’m engaged. 
  • [] I’m married. 
  • [x] I miss someone right now. 
  • [] I’ve gotten divorced. 
  • [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. 
  • [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

6. Honesty/Crime

  • [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. 
  • [x] I’ve snuck out 
  • [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. 
  • [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • [] I’ve ran a red light. 
  • [x] I’ve witnessed a crime. 
  • [x] I’ve been in a fist fight. 
  • [] I’ve been arrested.

7. Death and suicide

  • [] I’m afraid of dying.
  • [x] I hate funerals. 
  • [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying. 
  • [x] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. 
  • [] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
  • [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random

  • [ithinkso] I can sing well 
  • [why] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. 
  • [x] I open up to others easily. 
  • [x] I watch the news.
  • [] I don’t kill bugs.
  • [x] I sing in the shower. 
  • [] I am a morning person. 
  • [x] I paid for a cell phone ring tone. 
  • [] I am a sports fanatic. 
  • [] I twirl my hair. 
  • [x] I care about grammar. 
  • [] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
  • [] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day. 
  • [] I bake well.
  • [] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. 
  • [x] I would wear pajamas to school.
  • [] I like martha stewart. 
  • [x] I know how to shoot a gun. 
  • [xxxx] I laugh at my own jokes. 
  • [x] I eat fast food weekly.
  • [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. 
  • [] I am ticklish. 
  • [] I love white chocolate. 
  • [] I bite my nails. 
  • [x] I’m good at remembering faces. 
  • [] I’m good at remembering names. 
  • [x] I’m good at remembering dates. 
  • [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
  • [x] All my answers were totally honest.
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