taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

#tru

• parents: don't worry you can tell us anything
• parents: *goes and tells their friends about your problems*
• parents: *teases you about your problems*
• parents: *ignorant*
• parents: *doesn't believe you*
• parents: *won't get you help*
• me: yah no thank you

#tru

• Parents: you can be anything you want
• Parents: no not that

#tru

• Keith: *gives good advice*
• Nicki: *gives good advice*
• Randy : You were great!
• Mariah: I agree
• Keith: *gives good advice*
• Nicki: *gives good advice*
• Randy: You were terrible
• Mariah: I agree
• Keith: *gives good advice*
• Nicki: *gives good advice*
• Randy: I want a sandwich
• Mariah: I agree
• Keith: *gives good advice*
• Nicki: *gives good advice*
• Randy: I gotta use the bathroom
• Mariah: I agree

#!!!!!! #tru

• Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
• Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
• Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

#tru

nigguhsbetrippn:

yo fucking za, i agree.

#tru #but still #but tru

zoserbarb:

If you don’t like Nicki Minaj, you at least like her boobs

#tru

allhailnickiminaj:

I think most of us are watching American Idol just to see Nicki and Mariah have catfights.

#tru